me - As Matthew's peeing into the toilet, "Matt aim it into the toilet quick, pee is going every where!!!!"
Matt - "Mom I am trying."
me - "Matt in the toilet."
Matt - "Mom, sometimes my weiner goes to the left and sometimes to the right. Sometimes it goes up and sometimes it goes down. And sometimes it goes all around."
Consequently I must clean my toilets 10 times a day. Thank God for Clorox Wipes -one of the best inventions ever, next to my favorite - paper towels!!!
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Did he really say "weiner"!?!?! ahahahaha
Ah, little boys!
as a mother of boys, i know where you are coming from! i often wonder how my mom survived without clorox wipes!
LOL. Omg that is funny! I worship clorox wipes. 3 sons...a must have.
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